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10 SIGNS THAT YOUR FRIEND IS GAY

06 Jan

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Let’s start it this way…

10.
His face is thicker than a cement. He thinks FOUNDATION DAY were celebrated everyday. LOL. C’mon! Even a lady won’t use her foundation or powder early in the morning with the sun is shining.

9.
Check his bag/s. He might have the make-up you are looking in all the malls in Metro. He  bought all of it. Hahaha. Or maybe he just love lipstick on his lips while eating pancakes.

8.
Have you asked him if he has a GF? Or if he had one? He will lie to you, promise! Ask for an evidence. A picture, a letter or even a mug encrypted with their names. Don’t ask him to bring it to you after a couple of days, ask him to show it to you right away. Photo-shops are everywhere! You know that. :)

7.
He doesn’t want to JAM with you and your girl friends every Fellas Night in a Bar. He doesn’t want to show you that he was attracted to the dancer/s or even to the bartender/s. He might just ask you to come to his place, ask to watch a movie and eat dinner. After that, he can just go out alone if you’re already went home.

6.
Sports minded, sometimes. Not because he loves to play basketball, soccer or volleyball, but he just love balls. As in huge balls. LOL.

5.
Search his account in Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, etc… You think he doesn’t have any topless pictures or naked to attract same sex? Well you’re wrong! Try checking other websites, try to use keywords or code names, you might be SURPRISED! Try Manjam or Planetromeo. Add to that, if he doesn’t want you to show his pictures in his phone, you might want to sneak a peek to it while he’s not around.

4.
And the Miss Universe goes to??? Can you believe that? He even memorized the 1960’s winners, runner ups or finalists of this prestigious pageant. Ask him if he knows Amelia Vega, Oxana Federova or Maria Venus Raj. Shocking right?

3.
You think you’re just his best friend? How about every Fridays or Saturdays? Look inside his closet, if you can’t find it, try under his bed. Something or maybe SOMEONE is hiding. Hahaha…

2.
Madonna, Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Katy Perry, Jennifer Lopez, Taylor Swift, etc… One of them is your favorite artist, right? Well that’s is obvious if you’re a woman, a lady, a girl. But what if almost all of the artists are IDOL of your guy friend? What a coincidence?

1.
Whew! Last sign at last. I love Tyra Banks. Have you watched America’s Next Top Model recently? Na ah? But you collected all of the videos of ANTM from cycle 1 till now? What a Liar! You even collected Gossip Girl series and Charmed. Because of that, we’re going to be best friend forever. Luv yah! LOL.

Disclaimer: No intention of discrimination or racism. Just for fun and not a fact. If the above article is kinda true and kinda misleading, I apologized. These are just based from my experiences. Thanks. :)

 
6 Comments

Posted by on January 6, 2012 in My 10 Opinions

 

6 responses to “10 SIGNS THAT YOUR FRIEND IS GAY

  1. Daniel P. Yuson Jr

    January 6, 2012 at 2:14 am

    Lemonada,

    First of all, Welcome to WORDPRESS! Second of all, I love this! ;)

    D

     
    • Lemonada

      January 6, 2012 at 2:17 am

      Waaahh… Thanks D. You’re my great teacher, and you’re going to be my great mentor.

       
  2. Msndependent

    January 6, 2012 at 2:35 am

    .,it’s nice t0 read an entry ab0ut gays..in a gay’s percepti0n. Gud j0b. Kip it up!.

     
    • Lemonada

      January 6, 2012 at 2:37 am

      Msndependent,

      Thank you at naappreciate mo… Hugs. :)

      Lemonada

       
  3. Sanji

    January 8, 2012 at 6:26 am

    I hope you can work out with other blogs too, ya know. Hope to read more from you,
    \m/ d(^_^)b \m/

     
    • Lemonada

      April 18, 2012 at 12:11 pm

      Thanks…

      Lemonada

       

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